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The Lazy Eyed Conquistador
Offering a quick glance at our beautiful world through the laziest eye this side of Madrid.
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This clock was one of those “buy X many Zonweiss bottles and get a prize” things - you know, like what you can find on the back of cereal boxes, but way more bitchin’.
Druggist’s Annual for 1882. Compiled by H.G. Adam, 1882.
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One cigarette away
from a strolling tyrant
one foot stomp away
from an angry wife
set fire to the kitchen table
hide in the pantry
and pray for daylight
Dark roast,
but don’t get your hopes up.
Look what you did!
Are you happy now?
One heart stopper,
with a side of potatoes,
and a steaming hot glass of fuck you.
In Event of Moon Disaster
On July 18 of 1969, as the world waited anxiously for Apollo 11 to land safely on the surface of the Moon, speechwriter William Safire imagined the worst case scenario as he expertly wrote the following sombre memo to President Nixon’s Chief of Staff, H. R. Haldeman. Its contents: a contingency plan, in the form of a speech to be read out by Nixon should astronauts Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin become stranded on the moon, never to return, followed by some brief instructions relating to its broadcast. Luckily for all those involved, the memo was never needed.
Image courtesy of The National Archives.
